cross-canada coffee survey (you were warned)

5 Canadian provinces + 1 United State + 1 coffee tourist chick = one terribly caffiened-up travelogue. Those who hate coffee, please skip this... or perhaps consider taking up coffee. It puts you in a good mood, you get more done, and it's cheaper than meth.
By way of preface, I should explain a quick thing or two to the non-coffee-psycho public about what the real pleasure is of coffee tourism. It's not just actually about drinking awesome coffee. Or being addicted to a mood-elevating substance. Or making friends. Or feeling the community of total geekdom. Though—really—those would be enough. The best thing I've found about these mini-adventures (and I've said it before) is the paths they encourage you to take through a foreign town, that arbitrary goal you're looking to achieve which takes you round and about and into neighbourhoods that have complementary and curious businesses, past sunny streets and peaceful rivers and hidden parks with miniature trains. Like my friends who look for good skate spots whenever they're in a new town, the seemingly random quest to do what you like to do anyway in a new environment inevitably leads to some better, deeper connection with the town you're passing through. Plus all that community and new friends and tasty coffee stuff I mentioned? Yeah. Okay. That's pretty great too.

So. Something was wrong with me when I planned a trip to Vancouver to tag along on tour with Awesome Color, and it took me several hours to realize, "Hey! If I go to Vancouver...I could probably drink some coffee while I'm there!" I'm not sure what I was even thinking—I could go to Vancouver just to drink coffee. I started collecting tips from my ex-Vancouver barista pals in Toronto (the outspoken dwelltimer Nick Brown, and ex-Elysian man of mystery Matt Lee) and began composing emails. "Dear Lindsay Parker," I wrote, "Think you could show me around?"
So it turns out it takes about 8 hours door to door from Mercury Organic Espresso Bar in Toronto to the Elysian Room in Vancouver, via subway, three buses, and WestJet. I'd seen pictures of the Elysian Room before, and while it's not much to look at, it's neighbourhoody and tranquil—and drinking your espresso in full view of the mountains (well, over top of the BMW dealership...) is pretty impressive to a flatlander like myself. I inconspicuously enjoyed my first macchiato as I perked back up from the long journey, and when I went back to the counter to ask for something off the Clover, something I asked about the Ethiopian gave me away.
"You're here to meet up with Lindsay, aren't you?"
Ah, so it was going to be that kind of trip.

[The Elysian Room]
For all the reputation of the Pacific Northwest and all the anticipation I'd stored up, it was easy to come to the same conclusion all my pre-trip advisors had when they counseled me: really? Elysian is the only place you need to go in Vancouver. If you're downtown, the Artigianos can get you by—but if you want a seriously amazing coffee (and, yes, a view of the car dealership) served by knowledgeable, awesome people well into the evening: you're going to want to stop searching. 49th Parallel on the Synesso, a handsome menu of three rotating single origins to try on the Clover, friendly if guarded baristas who you can talk into comparing a Clover cup of Aricha Selection Seven with a french press... what more could you want really? In my multiple trips to Elysian I met super people—hi Matt! hi Alastair!—and mysteriously ran into someone I'd already met in Toronto (hi Les!) and drank an endless string of perfect macchiatos. Will I get in trouble if I say that the Aricha warn't all that? (it was when Matt Lee brought it into Toronto and we had it on the Solo...but it came off the Clover kinda flat, which is a shame for an expensive, theoretically amazing coffee that no one can stop babbling about because it partook of the miracle of air travel rather than a slow, stalemaking boat, but I digress.) The perfect coffee at the perfect quiet waypoint in a lovely city (that I hadn't been to for 21 years, my god). Thanks dudes!

[Caffe Artigiano]
After outing me at the Elysian Room, Lindsay Parker—coffee queen of YVR—led me on a delightful stroll into downtown. We were going to check out the Hornby Street Artigiano—the one worth going to, apparently, or, well, supposedly, depending on how your drink comes out, I guess. Spacious and adult-looking. A big chalkboard describing a a Cup of Excellence Colombian one might wish to sample of the Clover. And, is that a FIVE-group LaMarzocco? Too bad I couldn't get a good shot of espresso though.

Lindsay and I had a real nice walk along the waterfront, however—before returning to Elysian and making a plan for some touring about the next morning.
"Meet up at 6:30 at the corner of Broadway and Commercial?" she asked—and anyone who knows me will realize that's a completely psychotic proposition. But y'know what? Jet lag was on my side and I knew I was going to be up—plus, that'd give us more time to play around Lindsay's work—so why the hell not?
I was there on time, and we headed straight to...

[Prado]
So white! So clean! So Euro! And yet, so strange that they thought the Ethiopian was a really "dark roast" and that they were so apprehensive to use the (beautiful, on loan from 49th Parallel) pourover station. I didn't try an espresso. I wouldn't mind hanging out here for an afternoon, but I'm not yet sure about what I would drink. Rumours on the street were that the baristas are inconsistent, but the snacks were sure good... something about the room reminded me a little bit of my home cafe, Mercury, if only it were really clean and white and run by friendly dykes.
[Continental]
First thing the barista says to Lindsay as we get to the counter is, "So, are you slumming it today, or what?" Once she'd been recognized it got a little subtly weird for everybody—my macchiato was pretty bitter, but everyone just really wanted to be nice here. The coffee bar itself looks like an espresso machine! And apparently they roast. Worth another try, but I won't go out of my way next time.
We skipped JJ Bean and whoever else on "The Drive" because it seemed about time to get to the money shot(s)—a little tour of Lindsay's work, 49th Parallel Coffee Roasters, what's that you say? The best roaster in Canada? Mmm, let's hop the SkyTrain to Burnaby, shall we?
[49th Parallel Coffee Roasters]
Roasteries may not sound like much to look at ('cept for when those beans go shooting vertically up the vacuum tubes) but if you get off on big machinery and good smells, it's always totally fun to go check out the birthplace of a delicious coffee. Okay, not the birthplace really. Maybe the finishing school. (Though I guess that bad metaphor conjures up the idea of a coffee bean balancing a book on its head...) I dug checking out all the different equipment because I am a nerd, and because I am an even bigger nerd, I was really happy to see all the boxes ready to get shipped to Cafe Grumpy in Manhattan. (Hi guys!)

Lots of fun toys here: owner Vince Piccolo was busy playing around on a new lever machine they had in—busy enough that I didn't get to see anybody try out the Mistral. We had some shots of Epic (too fresh! oops, that's what you get inside the roastery...) and then Mike came in to tell us that a roast was about to drop.

49th's big red Renegade roaster is pretty fun to watch—and after a little bean-swirlng action, Lindsay and I returned to the coffee-drinking room to cup some Kenya AA Kihenia and something else that, for the love of god, tasted like pine and dirt, but I forget what it was, off of the Clover. The Kenya AA was super-lemony—delicious! And this is what I took home and drank on the porch for the next week after my return. Thanks so much for the petit tour and fun morning, Lindsay, Vince and Mike!
The next day would be my last in Vancouver, so on my way over to the Elysian Room from my friends' house (hi new friends Mike and Andrea!) I intentionally took a route past...
[Wicked Cafe]
Oops, how did I almost not go to this place? Admittedly (and this is weird to say since I am a Chicago girl and am always thrilled to drink Intelligentsia coffee at home) I found the prospect of visiting a random Intelly cafe in the Pacific Northwest a little underwhelming. Until I went in and got kind of into it—and then I placed my order with the friendly-looking tattooed dude behind the counter.
Liz: "Could I have a cappuccino please?"
Barista: "Sure"
Liz (while pulling out camera): "And um, would it be possible to have that with Kid O?"
Barista: Are you that girl from Toronto?

Arthur Wynne, world fancypants barista/mixologist, totally caught me out! We talked about the Toronto scene for a bit (oh, you were just emailing my dear friend Amber this morning about her plans for the latte art competition back home? okay...) and I watched him try to pour six or seven *inverse* rosettas...and come pretty close. Arthur took his lunch break to sit with me and jaw, and was one of the most gracious and friendly and knowledgeable people I'd encounter (a distinction tough to make on a tour of warm and enthusiastic coffee people). Upon hearing that my rock-and-roll-tagalong travels would take me through the Canadian Prairies, Arthur not only had recommendations for me—he immediately got on the phone and started making me coffee dates! Amazing.

Sadly, my jaunt through Calgary would be ill-timed to make a planned meeting at Phil & Sebastian, despite trying to get Sebastian on the phone just before they closed up at the Calgary Farmer's Market for the day... apparently the guys are rocking Hines coffee on a LaMarzocco and Clovering other delights. Too bad Calgary sucked so much otherwise, this probably would have elevated my opinion! Next time (if there is one)...
Edmonton, though, was another story... we rolled into town on Saturday night, me, sleepy from a hotel floor in the middle of Nowhere, Alberta... but I was supposed to check out Three Bananas coffee. Would it be open so late in some random town? Oh yes, yes it would.

[Three Bananas]
Right downtown, this startlingly good Intelly-based shop (oh, hello!) sits inexplicably as the near-centrepiece of a civic square—it's open late weekend nights as the square fills up for free movies in the summer (when I was there, there was even a bouncy castle out there for kids...) and is nothing but sunlight and windows and pretty blue tile. Delicious (if not earth-moving) coffee, and a super-kind owner (hi Geoff!) and staff (hi Clemens!) comprise the beginning of a cutting-edge coffee scene in, yep, Edmonton. (Matt Lee tells me he was instrumental in suggesting they take the wooden boards off the front of their cherry red LaMarzocco, too...good call, buddy. People *like* to see sexy equipment!) They also had food, and wireless, good couches, and... well, the only bad thing was that they weren't open til 11am on Sunday so I could go get three more coffees. See you again, Three Bananas!
Onward to provinces west where I would stumble into the Ukrainian espresso legacy of Saskatoon!
First stop:
[Museo Coffee + Espresso]
I was trying to figure this one out in advance—fancy coffee—in an art gallery?—open til 6pm on a Sunday—in Saskatoon? Yep. Totally. I called around 4:30 (maybe I thought it was 5:30—the time zone changes somewhere around here and everyone I was travelling with was confused) and asked when the shop would be closing up for the night. Unlike at Phil & Sebastian, where I was told it was not worth showing up at 4:50 when they planned to tear down at 5, I was cheerily told by Museo: "Oh, we'll be open until six... or later... we're usually around for awhile. Just come by." And come by I did, partly by city bus and partly by pleasant riverwalk, through the park and museum land of strangely nice Saskatoon. Inside the Mendel Art Gallery (pay what you can) is this little cafe, then: clean, fancy, subtle, and solid, and who's that behind the controls? Our man Jimmy O., of online muckraking fame and well-coiffed hair—enthusiastic, personable and happy to show an otherwise innocent Torontonian the best of his trade, that is, many shots of Epic espresso, some gold-filter pourover single origin jazz, and weirdly—he even talked me into an Americano. By 7:00 Saskatchewan time (or was it 6?!) I was flying high. A really handsome little setup this is, and though it's embarrassing to me that the art gallery was an afterthought, I saw some amazing exhibits on my way away from the great coffee debauch of Saskatoon. A really good visit that transcended more than one preconceived notion. See you at the Nationals, Jimmy?

Second stop:
[Caffe Sola]
Right downtown (basically behind our hotel, or was it behind the bus station?), Caffe Sola—a former Jimmy O. venture—looked promising enough. But my coffee—sorta bad, and apparently roasted in the Yukon (what?)—was only memorable for its, you know. Proximity to the bus station. Hmmm....
I missed drinking coffee in Winnipeg completely. Though according to many, I did not miss a thing at all. There was a place called the Pastry Castle that I encountered just after dinner—I believe they had tent cards with pix of latte art from their supplier, Fratelli Coffee. I'm guessing the Britpop band of the same name is better... onto the American detour.
Suddenly I wasn't in Canada anymore! I was in Minnesota! Could it be true that there was amazing coffee in St. Paul, if only I could coerce my friend Emily into driving us there? It was true! Oh great day! We first rolled up to...

[Kopplin's Coffee]
Oh, man. I did very little research on this place—and totally missed the Barista Magazine profile on it in the April/May issue too—but when I saw the sandwich board outside enticing people to come drink off the Clover (there's a Clover in St. Paul!?) and the placard inside advertising this week's special feature—49th Parallel Epic Espresso (hi!)—I had a feeling I might be in the right place in this town. After some small talk with a super-shy barista (she warmed up after I told her how damn good her ristretto was...) I was intercepted by Andrew Kopplin, the owner, totally younger than me, but way more serious, and extra-friendly, dedicated, and eager to talk about everything he wants his shop to be. This place was great: the regular espresso is from excellent local roaster Paradise Roasters, and the vibe throughout this store was an unpretentious but steadfast commitment to making coffee exciting and excellent. I wish I'd had time to come back here a bunch more! But we had to head over and check out friendly competitor...

[Black Sheep Coffee Cafe]
Black Sheep Coffee Cafe ain't your small-scale hipster dive—there are lots of sheep here, it looks like you could really bring dozens of mothers and breastfeed openly—but they have fantastic coffee (Paradise Roasters, why didn't I bring home any of your coffee?) and it's the home of sixth-place US Barista Championship winner Peter Middlecamp. Now, he wasn't there, but his signature drink was...Jake was gracious enough to prepare one for me. And while I gotta say my spoon-taste of the basil-infused whipped cream was very good: I didn't really want it mixed with the caramel, espresso, and star anise that made up the intriguing little con panna Peter took to competition. Could be my irrational anti-caramel bias though. Don't ask me. I'm not qualified... Black Sheep was a great hang, though, especially what with the torrential downpours going on outside and the superior tuna melt. Sweet and unpretentious in just that perfect midwestern way—ah, feels like home.

In between all these journeys I got to spend a week at home drinking coffee where I drink it the most: well, actually these days that's my front porch. But my usual hang, as I've mentioned once or two hundred times before, is Mercury Organic Espresso Bar. They play loud good music and the baristas will flirt with you and the store is too hot in the summer and it is nowhere, anywhere near my house. But most importantly the espresso is the best in Toronto and everyone there is as excited about coffee as much, but almost exclusively more than, anyone else in the city. They will make me a gibraltar without too much attitude and when I look like I have slumped over my computer in a stupor another drink will materialize. If I bring back interesting coffee from anywhere, we will cup it on the Eva Solo right away, and when there is something wacky or interesting in the grinder (or when there is a new grinder, heck) everyone is eager to geek and share. I miss you guys when I'm travelling, and there ain't nothin like that first familiar cappuccino when I get home from a journey, and that taste of Dark City on my upper lip late at night.
That said, I got restless feet! Let's get back on the road with the band and go see what's happening in Montreal!

[Caffe Art Java]
Caffe Art Java has been the only modern specialty coffee cafe in splendid Montreal for some time—and though their website inexplicably doesn't mention this, they have a second store in addition to their original plateau location. I visited both while in town—and while the wifi, location(s), and competent coffee are certainly welcome in town, I have a hard time getting it up for the Gimme! roasts these days, and the service is so confusing at these shops (where do I order? who do I pay? where is my coffee!?!) that it's tough to feel like this could become anyone's regular coffee spot. They're going for more Euro-bistro anyway (that, and the eye-candy-doorcrasher appeal of latte art.) It's a welcome part of the city's gastro-beverage landscape, yet we can probably move our quest for good espresso in Montreal down to the old city, as guess who was poised to open the week I was in town but...

[Veritas Cafe Sante]
Sometimes you're doing your pre-travel coffee research (okay, well sometimes *I* am anyway) and you find out that where there was no cafe before, a cafe is just moments from opening in the city you are travelling to! Chowhound and Coffee Geek both revealed exciting news that a new joint—serving 49th Parallel (world domination yet, Vince?)—was just about to throw open its doors. So um... I emailed ahead and asked if they'd be open yet by the day I was in town. And though they weren't yet ready—they were willing to let me come hang out anyway (thanks, Sam, Charles, Anthony!) It's a lovely, fresh li'l spot at St-Laurent and Notre Dame: poised to serve healthy food (I guess the Montreal bistro model holds firm) in a crisp red-white-modern environment (I guess the Montreal Eurostyle model holds firm—oh, okay, they have some real nice green/brown natural-style vibes goin' on too), this place looks like it's going to be really great. Anthony—who, I learn almost immediately, is incestuously cross-pollinated with the Vancouver/Toronto coffee scene by not only being ex-Artigiano but by his romantic ties to a certain Dwelltimer's sister—was generous with time and coffee and chatter, and made drink upon drink of lingery-syrupy Epic shots, mmm, tell me again why I can't have this in Toronto? Montrealers, definitely make a point of making this your coffee local. Hopefully Veritas wlll do great.
And though I turned around and headed back to everyday life after Quebec, I don't doubt there are more awesome uncharted cafes kicking around the permafrost of this Dominion of Canada. I know for sure I missed something good at Phil & Sebastian in Calgary (perhaps one day—a real storefront?), and that damn place Victoria everyone raved about whose name I've forgotten. The Maritimes are another story completely, though while typing this I actually overheard someone talking about opening up a new specialty shop in Halifax—so. I dunno, guys—roadtrip?
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[Woefully not-up-to-date but potentially amazing Espresso Map]
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