overheard, part 6: (chicago, new york city)
[Logan Square]
"I thought you were supposed to be my wingman?"
(friend pauses)
"But this bar smells like a toilet."
[Bucktown]
"She's multitalented. I mean besides the being married part."
[East Village]
"Do you remember that girl who was passed out on the couch at the bridal shower? That was her. She has an eating disorder."